461,111 plays

millionfish:

smo-chi:

I had to do a dramatic reading of millionfish's amazing art.

IM YELLING

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

sakihokoru:

"Hey. I heard you’re an athlete. Why are you so short?"
"…."

"Aomine, stop harassing the newcomers."

unfollovving:


catsamazing:

My girlfriend attempted to hold both of her cats at once, it deteriorated quickly.


RELEASE ME HUMAN

unfollovving:

catsamazing:

My girlfriend attempted to hold both of her cats at once, it deteriorated quickly.

RELEASE ME HUMAN

aquariusplanet:

alxbngala:

Polar bear cub climbing his mother [x]

like this ♥

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

iinanyan:

Can we talk about Ai’s pocket cat shirt?

iinanyan:

Can we talk about Ai’s pocket cat shirt?

eron-mao:

Kise

oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????